Bichon Rasta here can be seen helping himself to the floor like it's dessert or something. He can be seen here licking it like a lollipop. No one knows why he's licking that floor, but it must be really tasty. Apparently marble-flavored tile is a hit with dogs these days. Maybe he's trying to copy the hard knock life from Annie by cleaning the floor when in reality he's just making a bigger mess.
It could be assumed that it can be embarrassing when his owners invite friends or family over and there he is licking the floor like he just bought a lollipop from a candy shop living a "dream". In reality everyone is staring at him because he's wearing out the floor and his owners will have to pay over 9,000 to replace his dessert , correction, their flooring. His owners visitors then rush out the door and try to run away as fast and as far away from the "Marble Tile Licker" as soon as possible. Apparently this dog really likes anything that tastes like marble or tile and to him both of these in one combination is his favorite food. Lol what. It's not food and people actually spend their hard-earned cash on decent flooring that will actually last for a long time and be high quality and here comes Rasta who will find a way to change that.
Oh that sweet delicious tile so good to eat. Makes us want to lick the floor and join Rasta in the fun. We should make the tile floor so clean at our headquarters so we can lick the floor too. We want some marble flavored tile for dessert. However the only problem is that the employees (lol what employees, only one person works for the Barkly Times part time and for free, partly why the blog isn't always updated weekly) know better than to attempt to try this "dessert". What do we say to marble flavored tile? No thanks , we'll just stick to our usual cookies and cream and vanilla ice cream.
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