The look Abitron gives when she sees a laser
Abigail strikes back and is at it again.
It may or may not be a well-known fact that Abigail loves lasers and we mean really loves lasers (maybe loves them as much as Patrick loves Mexico.). We could say she really really loves lasers and laser pointers. She also gives this look when she sees lizards outside. If she had her way, she would have laser vision so she can them around. Her obsession with lasers began thanks to Patrick, who would bring one over for her to chase the light.
Other things can include sunlight reflecting off mirrors, disco balls, and flashing graphics on TV ( this includes the Silver Shamrock pumpkin graphic used for the 7pm Halloween Giveaway from Halloween 3). Abigail would really have a good time at the Imagination Pavilion at Epcot, where they have fast moving graphics. April would love the pavilion only for the gift shop because of all of the stuffed Figments. Let's face it: April the Toy Destroyer loves to shred toys and Abigail Laser Eyes loves to chase bright lights. This combined is just a recipe for disaster.
This look Abigail is giving is when a dog knows you got them a new toy or when your having dinner and the dog just sits there and begs with these animated eyes. Rocco also has this look when someone has marshmallows or when you have a stuffed animal around April and Teddy the Toy Destroyers and they want you to give them the toy so they can shred it. It's like Sid from Toy Story but dogs. With Abigail, if you want to not just watch the world burn, but rather participate, just point the laser at what you want and let the fun begin. Not much can stop her when she's chasing the light and only the laser pointer user can decide whether or not to keep pointing it at things.
But keep in mind that Patrick no longer has his laser pointer and only that either Abigail's owner, or a Barkly Times reader who knows Abigail's obsession would probably take matters into their own hands and attempt to make the Barkly Times Lights Party a reality. (It is not encouraged, unless you want to be responsible for cleaning up the mess she makes from knocking stuff over and face the music.) In addition, this Lights Party, if ever done, would not be done by Patrick, but rather a reader who is doing it on his behalf and either, ignored the warning in parentheses, or just wants to start something awesome(No). This time of year, due to it being Halloween, there will quite a good number of strobe lights and flashing lights, so Abigail should stay home from Halloween. But this is the least of Abigail's owner's concerns, because a Lights Party could come from the TV.
This Halloween, Silver Shamrock will be having a 7pm giveaway on Halloween night nationwide and there will be a flashing sequence at the end. However how Abigail will respond is unknown and only time will tell. Silver Shamrock also encourages you to buy their masks and watch the giveaway. Turn on the the TV, put on your masks (or not), and maybe you might be the winner of the Giveaway. The prize was not told to us at the Barkly Times, but we could assume something like a limited edition novelty item from Silver Shamrock. One more thing, be sure to watch either Channel 2 or 4 (or local variation) on Halloween night at 7pm (All US time zones) so you don't miss out on the giveaway.
Note: Silver Shamrock is a fictional company movie from the 1982 movie Halloween 3: Season of the Witch and no such giveaway will be occurring and is a purely fictional event. We are just getting into the Halloween spirit and trying to have some fun with tricks. That is all. However if Halloween 3 is on TV, and Abigail happens to see it, please write to us so we can make an update article.
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